In case you haven’t noticed, I’m a little bit obsessed with Guatemala. The people, the culture, the fact that they play music at 3am every night… I left a bit of my heart in this nation, and I challenge you to go there and say otherwise.
A lot of people have never heard of Guatemala, and some who have think it’s part of Mexico. But if you know it, you’ll either have already visited, or be dying to go (or have already visited and be dying to return!). I’m yet to find someone who’s been to Guatemala and didn’t absolutely love it. I spent seven weeks in Guatemala last summer and you’ll find me expressing my adoration for the country at least three times a day. I get asked what is Guatemala known for all the time, and I always say that I think it’s got the strongest identity out of anywhere I have been. It’s certainly not an extension of Mexico.
Guatemala is sunshine, it’s crazy bus rides, it’s fruit markets as far as the eye can see. It’s mezcal, it’s the song ‘La Bamba’ on loop, it’s Sunday church services that erupt into Latin music. Guatemalan people are the friendliest I’ve ever met, and Guatemalan landscapes among the most beautiful. It’s such a gem that it shocks me that the herds haven’t flocked to it yet. But then again, this makes it all the more special.
So what is Guatemala known for?
If you don’t like avocados, go to Guatemala and try one, then get back to me. If you do – great news. A huge one costs the equivalent of 30 cents / 20p in the markets. Avocados in the UK have this annoying habit of being under ripe for about 2 weeks after purchasing, ripe for about half an hour and then disgustingly rotten straight after. Not Guatemalan avocados. Buy one from the market and enjoy it there and then. They will most likely have been picked within a mile radius anyway.
I had the best guacamole ever in Guatemala (and I’ve spent a lot of time in Mexico), and I credit that completely to the avocados there. If I was a poet (I’m certainly not), I’d write a Guatemalan avocado ode. They’re just amazing.
Crazy Bus Rides
Heard of chicken buses? They’re these gaudy vehicles that have been shipped down from the US (they’ve actually failed some sort of test in the US, but try not to think about them when you’re boarding one). They’ve been painted in outrageously bright colours – just because you’re in Guatemala and that’s what they do here – and pimped out with a funky sound system.
You haven’t experienced Guatemala until you’ve been squashed like a sardine in one of these buses. Fact. They’re uncomfortable, they’re cheap as chips, there’s always loud music blaring and they’re so much fun.
Volcanoes are everywhere in Guatemala. In both Antigua and Xela, you’ll always be in view of one of these looming formations on the horizon. You can hike up a lot of them; my personal favourite was Acatenango, where I camped on the side, watched the opposite volcano spew hot ash, and ascended up to the summit at 4am to see the sunrise.
I know this is a sweeping statement, but I do truly believe that Guatemala contains the most beautiful lake in the world. Lake Atitlan is quite literally breath-taking – fringed by volcanoes (told you there were a lot of them), dotted with picturesque Mayan villages and filled with clear blue water, which is broken only by the odd passing boat. Walking around it, my heart beat a bit faster and I had to quite often stop to take in the view and just remember that this is why I travel. To witness places like this.
Cheerful Political Protests
In all seriousness, the political situation in Guatemala is pretty corrupt. But the Guatemalan people know how to protest in a persuasive yet optimistic way. I was in Xela while there was a huge campaign for the president to resign. Everyone at home thought it sounded pretty dangerous. It was actually the best protest I’ve ever witnessed – people old and young united, chanting, singing and doing all they could to campaign for a better future.
The president eventually resigned, but unfortunately the political issues in Guatemala are ongoing. This poses no threat to the traveller there, but does sadly greatly affect general life for Guatemalans. However, I have every faith that they’ll carry on with their cheerful, optimistic protests and keep unifying for a better future.
Go to a Guatemalan market and you’ll see colourful fabrics as far as the eye can see. Not to mention the Trajes (traditional outfits) that the local woman wear. These generally consist of a brightly coloured shirt and skirt and can be all sorts of different colours. By Lake Atitlan, they were all a lovely deep shade of blue.
At markets such as Chichicastenango, you can purchase all sorts of blankets and clothes. I challenge you to go to a Guatemalan market and not buy something fabric with 8 different colours on it…
That latte you get in Starbucks? It may very well be Guatemalan coffee. Coffee is its biggest export, and it’s actually the first place I managed to drink a cup of coffee without a shot of caramel (guilty…). Coffee from the source is absolutely delicious, so make sure you have a cup (or five a day) while you’re there. There’s loads of opportunities to go on a coffee tour and find out all about the making of it too. You’ll learn some great trivia for your next coffee morning!
Note for all you gluten free-ers – tortillas in Guatemala are made of corn, not wheat! Once I discovered this, I endeavoured to eat as many tortillas as humanely possible. Turns out, there isn’t really a limit to this in Guatemala.
They’re everywhere – you’ll get them as a side in most restaurants, people cook them on the street, locals are always offering them in their home. It’s the done thing to wrap all of your food – whether that be beans, plantain or egg – in one of these tortillas and eat it with your hands. They’re super cheap too; you can buy a street food meal containing a tortilla and various fillings for the equivalent of about 70 cents/ 50p.
Tikal is a magical Mayan kingdom that makes you feel like Indiana Jones. It’s one of the most extensive collections of ruins found in Latin America. You can trek through the jungle to discover majestic ruins rising from the earth, listening out for howler monkeys along the way.
An account of visiting Tikal via Michelle Serra
I loved visiting Tikal, exploring the old Mayan ruins and watching the sunset from the top of temple 4, which was 70 metres high and had the most stunning view!
I stayed in the cutest little city, Flores, which is really close to Tikal. Around 1pm on my first day in Guatemala I hopped on a bus and close to 1 hour later arrived in Tikal. It was almost 3 o’clock, and I decided to skip the guided tour, and simply explore on my own. I loved being able to walk around by myself, taking pictures and doing things at my own pace. Of course it’s always nice to get more information about what you’re seeing, but I don’t regret for a second choosing to discover Tikal on my own.
The best part was without a doubt watching the sunset. I saw it from the top of the tallest temple, looking out over the trees while watching the sun go down was pretty close to magic.
I give you Maximon, a Mayan saint with a booze problem and cigarette addiction. Mayans around the Guatemalan highlands worship an effigy of the saint (although I’m pretty sure this is due to fear rather than respect) who moves from house to house every year. You’re meant to leave him an offering – in the form of fags, booze or cold hard cash – and if you don’t he may well seduce your husband or wife, as he once did to all the local men – which is the reason why he is now a symbol of fear and thus a saint.
I don’t smoke, had no rum on me and was reluctant to leave him my 100 quetzal note, so I made a quick beeline for the door. I was single then and I’m still single now. Coincidence?
I’ve travelled all over Central America, and found Guatemala to be the most beautiful country I’ve visited, not just in the region but probably in the world. It’s got a unique culture and heritage, with unmatchable landscapes and fantastic character. Despite a lot of people having never heard of the nation,once you’ve visited you won’t be forgetting it in a hurry.
Guatemala has stolen a bit of my heart. And you know what, because of the volcanoes, the lakes, the amazing people, the markets and the food, I’m happy to leave a part of my heart in the country, knowing I’ll be back to pick it up one day.
Have I convinced you to visit Guatemala yet? Here’s a great Guatemala travel guide to help you start planning your trip!
Have you been to Guatemala? What is Guatemala known for to you – do you have anything you could add to this list?
Where to next? If you’re not done with your dose of Guatemala, check out the 14 things I learnt on my first 14 days in Guatemala. Or go north to Caye Caulker, Belize or south to Honduras or Nicaragua!
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